Twenty-Seven Dumb Posts For Those Deprived Of Entertainment

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    Waste collector - Me: I don't understand why I don't have more Mom friends. Me at school pick up: ing World OBS @mommyneedsalife
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    Product - Have you ever noticed, that we choose our shampoo according to how much it offends us? Oss yoss syo:. ELVITA S yoss Koss 1Oss VOss oss EVITAL 19 2.99 2.9 S.49 2.99 2.99 GISS GISS KUR 1.9 1.99 2.79 2.79 Standing in front of the shelf: "for dry, brittle, greasy, ugly splitted, golum hair" and thinks: "Nice, I'll take that" DRAUN
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    Text - rogbert-table My left earbud BROKE which SUCKS because I listen to QUEEN. cupboard-queen easy come, easy go little high, *disappointing silence*
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    Organism - Me trying to figure out what I did to warrant this extrovert who wants to be my friend harassment
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    Text - A! @a4anthony_ The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate
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    Text - your childhood wasn't complete if you didn't almost drown 440 comments 113 shares O Like Share Comment Probably also wasn't complete if you Did drown too...
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    Product - Bill Gross @Bill_Gross In the "I'm getting old" department.., a kid saw this and said, "oh, you 3D- printed the 'Save' Icon." TBR 3.5, DS double side 135 TPI
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    Text - Dylan Farella @dfarella When someone comes to me for relationship advice I assume it's because they don't want to be in a relationship at all.
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    Text - DRYBAR I drink a lot of Mountain Dew. I'm in that 7-11 so much everyone who works there has a nickname for me: "Mountain Dew Guy." Do you know how much Mountain Dew I have to drink not to have the nickname "Throat Tattoo Guy?" -Shayne Smith
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    Photo caption - Obesity runs in my family! Nobody runs in your family. imylip.com
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    Face - If your boy-crush had this haircut, it's time for an eye cream. J1 090sHdz90s @your esty beslie
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    Bag - vampire teabags Reguli VIA 9GAG.COM
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    Text - A WISE DOCTOR ONCE WROTE:
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    Text - A Jeff Computers @JeffMyspace My biology teacher asked what the function of carbohydrates were, but apparently "filling the deep well of sadness inside of me" was incorrect. 23:59 · 28 Aug 19 · Twitter for iPhone 392 Retweets 1,750 Likes
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    Food - DISNEY ON ICE PRESENTS BAMBI
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    Text - Gina @ginadivittorio To me he was the sun but to him I was those two pieces of celery that they put on plates of buffalo wings for some reason -Rupi Kaur 8:32 PM · 29 Nov 18 · Twitter Web Client
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    Text - BE KIND. Everyone is fighting in a Fight Club you know nothing about. Because we don't talk ENLIGHTENED CONSCIOUSNESS about Fight Club.
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    Hair - When you forget your keys inside and lock yourself out A r gh the Ke ý
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    Text - My kids call it "yelling" when 1 raise my voice... But I call it "motivational speaking" for the selective hearing!
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    Text - "John and Yoko waiting for the maid to make the bed so they can continue protesting against the system." FROW OUR IR. STAY OVE OIN-BER love PRING
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    Text - How to frighten the new generation: Put them in a room with a rotary phone, an analog watch, and a TV with no remote. Then leave directions on how to use in cursive.
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    Album cover - dankmemeuniversity Telekinesis Telekinephews yourethebestthingiveseen this is the kind of humor l'm into
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    Yoda - When you are still too young to know about the seagulls, so you just stroll on the beach. imgiip.com
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    Bird - DID YOU KNOW? A goose's beak is comprised of four elements: Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen, and Potassium. 19 Hydrogen Oxygen 15.999 Nitrogen 14.007 Potassium 1.008 39.098 AR
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    Cartoon - I love baby boomers who say "kids don't even know how to write cursive" in a negative way like ok grandma you can't even turn your laptop on without getting 6 viruses and wiring half your retirement money to a Nigerian Prince Boomers:
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    Text - claudia @steroidsummers i've dyed and cut my hair and i'm still not feeling better so i'm either getting another tattoo or a nose piercing haven't decided which
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    Cartoon - My two personalities just chillin & coexisting together

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